Quitting: we’ve all done it, and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. But that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh about it. Self-proclaimed quitters Ian Goldstein (Splitsider, Doin’ It with Mike Sacks) and Sam Corbin (The New Yorker, Reductress) — who have given up on just about everything you can think of — host an evening of therapeutic comedy, featuring special guests revisiting cringe-worthy material. From half-baked bits to stories of personal failure, this show promises to heal your inner quitter. Or your money back.