Ellen Degeneres is America’s white lesbian sweetheart, a mogul who possesses an incredible rapport with children from YouTube. But did you know that she is actually... a little fucked up? Perhaps………. wel, maybe even.. violent?????? Join Rachel Kaly (Clickhole, The Annoyance, has endometriosis) who has never watched an episode of “Ellen” in her life (but is gay) as she blatantly disregards everything you know and love about the wife of Portia de Rossii!

-Daniel Maseda (La Mama)
-Eliza Cossio (Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas)
-Ike Ufomadu (Joe's Pub, IFC)
-Bianca Perez (@yung_nihilist)